Despite the graphic and somewhat explicit overtone of the title, I will make this post as civilized as I can without losing my temper or throwing a tantrum of any sort. I can't anyway, seeing as I'm at an internet cafe. My computer has no internet at the moment due to empty pockets which in turn is due to the stupidity of my father (whom most of my ( Read more... )

I just realized who blinks like Johnny Depp.

That's right.

Tom freaking Cruise.

So I lay in bed the whole night thinking about the move to Melbourne (from New Zealand). It's great to start a new school - ya know, the whole "fresh face, fresh start" shebang? After ten years of moving to numerous places and transferring to new schools every time, you'd think that I'd get sick of it all. Nah. No fucking way. Sixteen years fresh ( Read more... )